Today we have discovered that the Apple iPod is AndrewApproved! Andrew was seen purchasing approximately twenty iPods of various colors according to sources. An eye-witness reports “I’ve never seen a grin as large as Andrew’s when he swiped his credit card and walked out that store.”
Another bystander recalls “the poor fellow attempted to listen to all of them at once, but his ears couldn’t fit all the headphones simultaneously.” Fortunately, Andrew was not harmed as he tried to force all the headphones into his ears.
Andrew was seen driving off in his Mini Cooper (which he believes to be far superior to a Corvette) with the windows down yelling “OMG OMG OMG I <3 APPLE!!!!!! THANK YOU, UNCLE STEVIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”