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Today, I bring you a special AndrewApproved.com battle! We’re going to go over the Mini Cooper and the Corvette and see how they compare and which one ends up on the top of the AndrewApproved list. We’ll be going over a few categories used to qualify something as AndrewApproved and discuss which car wins out in each category then award AndrewApproved status to the one which wins the most! Wheeee!

In Pink
We will see how the Cooper and the Corvette compare clad in pink, Andrew’s favorite color.

pink mini cooper

pink corvette

Winner: Mini Cooper – “I love pink in every way possible, especially when Oliver wears it, but I think the Mini Cooper tickles my fancy more in pink because it’s just so cuuuuute!” – Andrew

Andrew loves things that are cute. And whatever car he drives must surge with cuteness. The Mini is small and round-ish, very cute. The corvette is like a razor, sharp and fast looking. Not cute.

Winner: Mini Cooper – “I know the Corvette is fast and all, but who needs speed, when you can be cute!!!” – Andrew

Grace Vote
Andrew highly values the opinions of his good friend, Grace, and she says that everyone would pick a Mini Cooper over a Corvette.

Winner: Mini Cooper – “Even if I were tempted to get a Corvette, I would remember the wise words of Grace and snap myself back into reality, where, obviously, everyone would pick a Cooper over the Corvette. Duh, people. Duh.” – Andrew

In the Movies
“I never remember any movies that feature Corvettes,” tells Andrew. “But I really remember The Italian Job where they did super cool things with their Mini Coopers. I bet if Charlie’s Angels got a hold of a few, they’d be unstoppable. I <3 Drew Barrymore.”

Winner: Mini Cooper

Looks like the Mini Cooper wins with a solid four out of four! “Yay!!! When I get my first paycheck, I’m getting a Mini Cooper!!!!” – Andrew


  1. Andrew’s….gay.

    comment by Nancy — November 2, 2006 @ 6:41 pm

  2. That color is gay….even on the Corvette. It freakin looks like a barbie car. And don’t even get me started on that piece of junk mini cooper.

    comment by Andrew — November 3, 2006 @ 12:11 am

  3. it really does look like a toy in the color pink!!! what’s with the “vicki?”

    comment by Jen — November 6, 2006 @ 6:53 pm


    comment by Nancy — December 26, 2006 @ 11:17 pm

  5. andrew r u an inbread ???

    comment by jess — March 31, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

  6. I am freaking jealous of your cars Andrew. I am in love with that Mini Cooper!

    comment by Lexy — May 8, 2007 @ 10:53 pm

  7. that shit is hot

    comment by Anonymous — May 11, 2007 @ 6:08 pm

  8. I love the Pink Mini Cooper. I own one myself and she is DEFINATELY better then the Barbie car!

    comment by Nicole — June 1, 2007 @ 2:09 pm


    comment by Anonymous — June 4, 2007 @ 4:42 pm

  10. I think I’ll paint my corvette pink and write my name on it, too. Looks just like the toy.

    comment by Anonymous — July 2, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

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    comment by rofovnifo — July 4, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

  12. omfg tha car is dab fuckin gorg mate

    comment by kimberley — July 16, 2007 @ 3:21 am

  13. pink mini cooper shud win

    comment by kimberley — July 16, 2007 @ 3:21 am

  14. i love the corvette i just wish i could see the front of it. i want one for my 16th birthday.

    comment by Kadi — July 30, 2007 @ 1:45 am

  15. I vote the MINI!!! But only because I own a pink one which was the reason the one posted above was painted. The owner saw mine and shipped it to us for a make-over. She’s a sexy beast of a car…
    glad to see some people like her :)
    I took the MINI photo…yay

    comment by StoopidGirl — August 9, 2007 @ 4:27 pm

  16. My friend Austin absolutely “wuvs” the mini cooper. Once he sees the pink one, he’ll be drooling all over it. That’s a good thing, becuase then he’ll stop drooling all over us buds.

    comment by Kav — August 23, 2007 @ 12:36 am

  17. OMG….! Austin DID love it…! He just took baby powder and “pampered the backside” of that freakin’ fag car…!

    comment by Kav — August 23, 2007 @ 12:39 am

  18. I vote for the MINI (now that the votes been cast) because its mine!!

    LOL thanks for the attention! :D

    comment by tori — October 31, 2007 @ 3:45 pm

  19. ohhhhhhhhh wow!i love both!!!!!!!!!!!both are cute and beautiful…but i think that andrew is totally gay!!!!but i like the cars!

    comment by sonia — October 26, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

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