This just in! Andrew has announced that he hates meat (especially medium rare steak) and absolutely adores vegetables!
Look at that plate of greens! After devouring his salad, Andrew announced “that was so delicious! Meat is nothing compared to all this precious chlorophyll!!!” It is rumored that after testing the waters at Freescale Semiconductor, Andrew may quit to pursue his full time hobby of developing the “bestest salad with no meat EVAH!”
When questioned about his new obsession, Jen became very solemn and quietly said that “he likes to cuddle up in bed with bags of cauliflowers and asparagus instead of me.” “Once, I saw him cradle a small tomato in his hands whispering sweet nothings to it…”