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As many of you know, I have recently moved in with Andrew and a group of guys comes over every week to play World of Warcraft at our place. Ever since Andrew was but a wee little fire mage years ago, he’s loved the sound gorillas make in WoW, and this love has since resurfaced…


We were playing WoW the other day and Andrew was all like “guys, I need to go to STV to get me some gorilla lovin’” and we were all like “Andrew, that’s silly.” He insisted, however, and took the flight, Sam style, from Undercity to Booty Bay then headed to where the gorillas chilled.

A while later, we were all like “hey Andrew, you gonna help us out with this quest?” We got no reply. I looked to my right and Andrew was slumped in his chair, eyes closes, and headphones on with a huge grin on his face. I yanked off the headphones and this is what was playing:

At this time, we had to intervene and we sat Andrew on the couch and had a good heart to heart. We said “Andrew, this obsession you have with the gorilla sounds is both disturbing and unhealthy.” Andrew protested “but it soothes me deep within my loins!”

I told Andrew I’m moving out…


  1. You’re a sick sick individual. Gorillas are the worst thing in WoW…..well that and murlocs.

    comment by Andrew — August 19, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

  2. Yay, I love the gorillas. I should post more…

    comment by Oliver — September 28, 2010 @ 3:30 pm

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